အစကေတာ့ ျမန္မာလိုဆီေလ်ာ္ေအာင္ ဘာသာျပန္ၿပီး ပို႔စ္တင္မလို႔ပါပဲ။ ဒါေပမယ့္ ကၽြန္ေတာ့္ရဲ႕႕့ မကၽြမ္းက်င္တဲ့ ဘာသာျပန္မႈေၾကာင့္ အဓိပၸါယ္ေတြ လြဲမွားသြားရင္ နဂိုကေကာင္းၿပီးသား အရသာေလးေတြ ပ်က္သြားမွာစိုးတဲ့အတြက္ သူ႔မူရင္းအတုိင္းပဲ တင္ေပးလုိက္ပါတယ္။ ဖတ္ရင္းနဲ႔ တစိမ့္စိမ့္ေတြးၿပီး ရယ္ရတာမို႔ စာဖတ္သူကုိယ္တုိင္ ျမည္းစမ္းၾကည့္စမ္းပါလုိ႔ တိုက္တြန္းရင္း။
Cigarette
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
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Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Optimist
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Father
A banker provided by nature.
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Computer Engineer
One who gets paid for reading such mails......!
ေပ်ာ္ရႊင္ဖြယ္ရာအခုိက္အတန္႔တစ္ခု ျဖစ္ပါေစဟု ...............
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